11th Apr 2016

Read Between The Lines

According to this Sydney escorts site, men love a filthy little mouth — and these are the top lines men want to hear: Fuck Me Hard Baby Just Lie Down...

22nd Dec 2015

What Is A “Virtual Courtesan”?

As the fearless leader of the Peck & Call Girls, I am often asked about just what a “courtesan” — let alone a “virtual courtesan”! — is. Truth be told,...

06th Sep 2015

Haunt Hunt, But No Goth Cunt

I’ll admit a certain kinship with ghosts and legendary creatures — as well as those who hunt them. I have a fascination with the thin walls of this world —...

07th Jun 2014

Switchy Woman

A short little story I wrote while waiting for one of my VIP male companions… Excuse the rough nature of it, please. I wanted to jot it down before I...

02nd Apr 2014

Of Perfect Imperfections

If you’re reading this, you’ve found the new home of phone sex operator and erotica author Secondhand Rose. Hip-hip-whore-ay! The launch of this long-overdue new site announces my triumphant return...

01st Apr 2014

Of Cold Dark October Nights

I sit up late most nights — even if I weren’t working, writing, or otherwise wrestling with my muse, insomnia would make it so. This time of year I can...