11th Apr 2016

Read Between The Lines

According to this Sydney escorts site, men love a filthy little mouth — and these are the top lines men want to hear: Fuck Me Hard Baby Just Lie Down...

05th Feb 2015
If the heavens ever did speak…

If the heavens ever did speak…

I continue to play this song over & over & over… Take Me To Church by Hozier. If you aren’t familiar with this song, here’s a version with the lyrics....

25th Oct 2014

Ain’t Too Proud To Beg?

I’d like to thank Little John for turning me onto this Tracy Chapman tune — and then sending me the entire digital LP. I’d heard Fast Car before, of course,...

07th Jun 2014

Switchy Woman

A short little story I wrote while waiting for one of my VIP male companions… Excuse the rough nature of it, please. I wanted to jot it down before I...

02nd Apr 2014

Of Perfect Imperfections

If you’re reading this, you’ve found the new home of phone sex operator and erotica author Secondhand Rose. Hip-hip-whore-ay! The launch of this long-overdue new site announces my triumphant return...

31st Mar 2014

Warm Wet Velvet

That night there was an unusual storm brewing. That night you, as usual, had nothing to do; so you sat home alone, in your ratty robe, reading. Your mood was...

29th Mar 2014

Love Letters: The Ultimate GFE

Ah, love letters… The text version of sweet nothings breathed into your ear, lovely whispers on your neck… Sometimes I assign love letters, and sometimes they just get sent to...