30th Oct 2016

The Pizza Boy Cometh; But I Don’t (Or, Meet “The Squish” — Or, Women Like Edging & Orgasm Denial Too)

As my VIP clients know, I am traveling back home to see my family. This means I am not available for calls etc. as I am staying at my parents...

21st Oct 2014

Forgive me Father, For I Have Sinned

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It has been nearly two months since my last blog confession. These are my sins: #1 I was interviewed at Sarah’s website. (UPDATE:...

10th Jun 2014

I Can’t Let Sleeping Kelpies Lie

I may be giving up all my time playing Candy Crush Saga — because now I have a new time-wasting game to play called Diamond Digger Saga. Yes, I like...

30th Apr 2014

Candies, My Sweet?

Several of girlfriends and I meet online at least once a week to partake of some candy — Candy Crush Saga, that is. We’ll meet in chat on Facebook and...