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It’s Complicated

Loneliness & lust, arousal & romance, it’s a tangled web we weave…

Erotica by Secondhand Rose

Original erotic stories written by Secondhand Rose.

"She had already allowed her delectable lover to pluck that flower which, so different from the rose to which it is nevertheless sometimes compared, has not the same faculty of being reborn each spring." Marquis De Sade Thus, I am, Secondhand Rose.


"You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her." Ada Leverson



"Man is harder than iron, stronger than stone and more fragile than a rose." Turkish Proverb



"Illusion is the first of all pleasures." Oscar Wilde



"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know." Garry Shandling

11th Aug 2014

Caution: Rose At Play

I found this little image today & thought the random selection of poetry magnets pretty interesting! It reads, “Rose play gift trap” — but how can gifts be a trap?...

09th Aug 2014

Reading Companions

At the request of a few callers and clients, I started making a reading list. But then I got lost in the stacks… Yes, I have stacks at my house....

10th Jun 2014

I Can’t Let Sleeping Selkies Lie

I may be giving up all my time playing Candy Crush Saga — because now I have a new time-wasting game to play called Diamond Digger Saga. Yes, I like...

07th Jun 2014

Switchy Woman

A short little story I wrote while waiting for one of my VIP male companions… Excuse the rough nature of it, please. I wanted to jot it down before I...

06th Jun 2014

Lavish Me, Lavish You

I finally got around to creating my profile at Buy Women Gifts and it seems an excellent time for me to bring up a subject which often raises concerns and...

03rd May 2014

Born Of Dreams & Intentions

This little bit entitled Born Of Dreams & Intentions was written by me nearly a decade ago during my (very) short stint as a columnist at Adult Backwash. I’m a...

30th Apr 2014

Candies, My Sweet?

Several of girlfriends and I meet online at least once a week to partake of some candy — Candy Crush Saga, that is. We’ll meet in chat on Facebook and...

22nd Apr 2014

Am I A Porn Star?

There’s a whole lot of whorephobia, even among sex workers. This one says, that one says, blah-blah — each one trying to pretend they are somehow better than some other...

02nd Apr 2014

Of Perfect Imperfections

If you’re reading this, you’ve found the new home of phone sex operator and erotica author Secondhand Rose. Hip-hip-whore-ay! The launch of this long-overdue new site announces my triumphant return...

01st Apr 2014

Spring Rights

It’s the hardest, coldest part of winter. Knowing there are months to go before a real spring, you wonder if it will ever come… Some days, and nights, I feel...

01st Apr 2014

Of Cold Dark October Nights

I sit up late most nights — even if I weren’t working, writing, or otherwise wrestling with my muse, insomnia would make it so. This time of year I can...

31st Mar 2014

Warm Wet Velvet

That night there was an unusual storm brewing. That night you, as usual, had nothing to do; so you sat home alone, in your ratty robe, reading. Your mood was...